Out of the Mouths of Babes

Our resident 3 year old is learning to use the potty....

Me: Miles, do you have a poopie diaper?

Miles: No, that's just peanut butter.

We were all driving home the other night and talking...

Me: Let's not say, "Oh my gosh" any more. What are some other things we could say instead?

Aydan: Oh my word!

Regan: Oh my balls.

Needless to say, there was a lot of laughter in that car.